My Honest Personal statment (and how not to do it (I'm guessing)) (Not to be taken seriously)

Personal statement.

I went through a period of my life when I would leave to go to school, come back in to my house do nothing, and the weekend would consist of those last two events. I was a shut in and therefore as ou can Imagine, I didn’t do much with my time. I didn’t have any friends till I was eleven. I therefore spent a lot of time reading, mostly keeping track of how things such as the internet becoming a tool for news outlets and entertainment and reading a lot of books and from that I have learned how different writing styles are designed to bring across different points. For example right now I’m writing like a cunt . I myself have indulged in many writing based activites like keeping a non-existant blog that no one follows.

I’m in the process of writing a book. That’s about it.

I went ice skating, what most people would say they’ve learned from this is that they learned how to trust people around them, and be aware of their surroundings. I learned how to ice skate; and not even that well.

I went to scouts. Most people again, will make up social skills that it couldn’t of possibly have given them. But I learned somethings. I learned that you can’t trust an organisation no matter how widespread and seemingly wholesome it is. I learned with in a matter of seconds that the scouts was just a bunch of cunts gathered in a hall, that I am not for outdoor activity and that the scouts are all Nazis. I was bullied and they never even formally enrolled me the bastards.

I did karate, got red stripe, couldn’t hold my self in a fight, quit because It sucked.

I’m taking part in the poetry by heart competion because I like the sound of my own voice and incase you couldn’t tell I’m kind of scraping the barrel for pointless shit to say and panicing trying to come up with volunteering schemes. I’ll probably lose.

I spent two weeks sitting inmy mothers office pretending to do work because I had to do some work experience and quite frankly I learned (Say it with me now) NOTHING

Why are you still reading this, there are so many better thigns that we both could of done with the time. But hey, that’s what journalism’s all about. Honesty. Journalism is the act of writing about events and whats the point of writing about something if your not going to present it in fair yet honest way.